Bato-bato Sa Langit

Call me Nostradamus

elibre — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 10:10:12 +0000

Congressman Rufus Rodriguez foresaw that Manny Pacquiao would suffer such a severe beating from Oscar de la Hoya; he was so sure of his prediction that he wanted to introduce legislation that would prevent boxers like Pacquiao from taking on vastly superior opponents.

This prick is a real prick

elibre — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:59:45 +0000

The patient who sued Dr. Calayan for a botched penile enlargement procedure (and lost) has filed another suit in Quezon City against the doctor.

Actually, we are just too weak with hunger to oust corrupt politicians

elibre — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 06:37:05 +0000

Press Sec. Eduardo Ermita said Pilipinos are more politically more mature than the Thais.

“And where’s my bag of money?”

elibre — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 06:06:19 +0000

“Where’s the beef?” asked administration congressman Pablo Garcia while declaring the 4th impeachment charge against Pres. Gloria Arroyo as without substance.

Wanna play with my balls?

elibre — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:49:17 +0000

Romeo Jalosjos, convicted child rapist, now supports tennis scholars.

The cattle herd is in congress

elibre — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:27:50 +0000

Congressman Garcia asked during the impeachment hearing, “Where’s the beef?”

Jesus H. Christ!

elibre — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:04:02 +0000

Congressman Pablo Garcia likens Gloria Arroyo to Jesus Christ during impeachment hearing

Barrabas would be more accurate

elibre — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 08:02:11 +0000

Congressman Pablo Garcia likens Gloria Arroyo to Jesus Christ during impeachment hearing

She’s too short and uncircumcised

elibre — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:58:05 +0000

Congressman Pablo Garcia likens Gloria Arroyo to Jesus Christ during impeachment hearing.

Can you say “never” in Russian?

elibre — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 07:53:53 +0000

Russia still has not released the 105,000 Euros confiscated from Euro general Eliseo de la Paz